There are tons of films that time forgot. But where time forgets, fans remember. A hommage to these fans and their films. [Archive]

Sean Connery is showing off fancy red underpants, men walk around with bare nipples and women are wearing see through outfits in John Boorman’s Zardoz. This seventies sci-fi flick is set in a world where The Penis is Bad and the Gun is Good. The film has strong seventies vibrations, but not the good ones like in A Clockwork Orange (even though that film was released in 1969). Zardoz is dated beyond seriousness, just the way we like it at Sarcastic Assault (come to think, perhaps  Lynch’s Dune is a better comparison). I bet you  have never seen James Bond with a porn moustache. And concluding: Beethoven is always good in film, especially the over-used 7th Symphony. Nietzsche would have been proud to see a movie about this futuristic übermensch.