Review: Super 8

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While today’s youth is chomping away their blockbusters like popcorn, generations before that got to see films that would leave them in so much awe they forgot they even had popcorn.

How will we remember Thor in a year? In thirty years? Steven Spielberg, undisputed king and founder of the summer blockbuster, inspired many teenagers with Jaws, Close Encounters, Indiana Jones or E.T.. It’s a pity that this same Spielberg is also producing summer nonsense nowadays, even though he still backs up the good ole’ stuff, like Super 8. J.J. Abrams was one of those teens awed by the Spielberg of yesteryear. His Super 8 is not an homage to the old sci-fi adventure movies and neither is it a parody. Super 8 is a revival.

Four friends – one fat kid with a big mouth, a nerd with big glasses, a brat with big braces and a normal kid – have a close encounter with an alien. Abrams knows, together with his idol as producer, how to put a real deal of authenticity in this film. Not many directors can present their child actors as actual children on the screen. Even Spielberg failed horribly, not too long ago, with Dakota Fanning in War of the Worlds. As if a 38 year old woman was trapped in a kid’s body but still tried to act like a kid. I kept feeling sorry for the 38 year old woman even though I knew she wasn’t there. How different is her little sister Elle Fanning? In Super 8 she plays one half of puppy love as she joins up with the four friends to experience a childhood defining summer.

In a small industrial town these kids try to make their own zombie movie (type: Romero). They are shooting, like so many starting directors back then, with their super 8 camera. Without simple sentiments Abrams succeeds in bringing nostalgic feelings to life through his young cast. Sure, the kids are caricatures, but very recognizable too, not only from films like E.T., The Goonies or Stand By Me, but also from our own youth. The timelessness of being a kid with our parents as our only restriction in life, seamlessly endless summers of playing with friends, a first romance: it are these moments that are captured very well. Abrams shows he knows his eighties blockbuster. Spielberg shows he still knows his roots. Let us hope he still knows them while making Tin Tin.

Let us also hope that today’s youth can appreciate this kind of filmmaking. Teenagers that already got pounded into mindlessness by film trash from the likes of Bay probably have a hard time getting amused by this genuine stuff. This film is about that boyhood adventure from many summers ago. Loads of kids that see Super 8 today might still be living that adventure without even knowing it for themselves. The adventure of the kids in Super 8 comes by itself when a train crashes on their filmset. (This scene is very spectacular, it’s a reason to see a movie in the cinema, not on a TV-set or even on a computer.) An alien escapes. The quiet industrial town transforms into a battlefield for the alien, but also for the American army that hunts it.

Of course the kids fall right into the middle of all this. But sadly here lies my main critique. Abrams has focused on his atmosphere and authenticity so much that he forgets he is making an adventure movie. The old Spielberg films revolve around adventure. Raiders of the Lost Ark, but also The Goonies or E.T. were and still are cinema of attractions. They give meaning to the phrase ‘experiencing a movie’. Super 8 doesn’t really revolve around a lot of story. The characters have their own backgrounds, but the alien is more like a plot catalyst than a plot motivation. Its part in this movie is almost redundant, while it should be one of the main attractions. The four (five) friends move through their town actually doing not much except for just having one very weird but awesome summer holiday. We don’t get to experience Super 8, simply because there is not much to experience. But, admittedly, the child play is wonderful.

Today’s Film You Have Never Seen Before – Zardoz

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There are tons of films that time forgot. But where time forgets, fans remember. A hommage to these fans and their films. [Archive]

Sean Connery is showing off fancy red underpants, men walk around with bare nipples and women are wearing see through outfits in John Boorman’s Zardoz. This seventies sci-fi flick is set in a world where The Penis is Bad and the Gun is Good. The film has strong seventies vibrations, but not the good ones like in A Clockwork Orange (even though that film was released in 1969). Zardoz is dated beyond seriousness, just the way we like it at Sarcastic Assault (come to think, perhaps  Lynch’s Dune is a better comparison). I bet you  have never seen James Bond with a porn moustache. And concluding: Beethoven is always good in film, especially the over-used 7th Symphony. Nietzsche would have been proud to see a movie about this futuristic übermensch.

Review: Paul

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One of the best ways to watch a movie is by disliking it in advance. It is better to get your bad expectations proven wrong than your good ones. So here’s about Paul. I expected a kind of Superbad, but this time with an alien. Superbad was simply bad. Like many of its counterparts (and like almost every female pop singer’s career) it tried to be daring and naughty at first, but it the end it turned out to be moralistic and clichéd.

I had to know that with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as writers and male leads it had to be different this time. Then again, even though I loved Shaun of the Dead I had my doubts with Hot Fuzz, which was a bit stretched out to entertain on the long haul. But after parodying zombie horror and action flicks, this spoof on probably every scifi flick from the last thirty years is very entertaining indeed. Sarcastic Assault Expectations versus Paul: 0-1.

In the story the two British übernerds Graeme (Pegg) and Clive (Frost) visit the Mekka we know as the San Diego Comic Con and after that they complete their dream by venturing into American UFO country. While they are driving from the Nevada desert to New Mexico (that’s right, from Area 51 to Roswell) in their rented RV, an alien quite literally crashes his identified driving object (yes, a car) into their lives. His name is Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) and he has escaped from a sixty year imprisonment in an American military base nearby.

Only one of the nerds faints and wets his pants. After overcoming the shock they have to drive Paul through the desert while being tailed by the men in black, lead by Jason Bateman in yet another great role. They also kidnap a religious girl by accident. Her father comes chasing them too and if that wasn’t bad enough: Paul seems to be alien in body only, his knowledge of human swear words and his liking towards Reese’s Pieces (remember ET?) make him seem annoyingly human.

The set up of this film leaves no joke untold and while many a director or actor can’t handle a constant output of humour, Pegg and Frost seem to pull it off effortlessly. Sure not every pun is funny but all the more are. All this joking marks for a high pace with little room for morale and cheesy breaks. The few breaks that remain fit perfectly into the greater picture of parody. Obviously the two Brits have seen their share of films and they know how to spoof them.

They especially know Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Close Encounters and ET from inside out as they cite them endlessly, but not tiring. Spielberg even features in the film while Paul is giving him advice for making alien movies from the Raiders of the Lost Ark storage bunker. It is way cooler to spot all the other references yourself than it is for me writing them here and they are not that hard to spot anyway. One last thing: is Sigourney Weaver a reference (to) herself, or is she simply an actress in a supporting role? Try to bend your brain around that one. ‘Both’ is not an option.

Paul could have been a wannabe spoof flick, but because Pegg and Frost know their stuff it isn’t. Their geekiness rubs off. It’s cool to be a geek anyway, right? I have little trouble admitting that I am one (erh, well… sometimes… you know, only when watching films and… shut up, I can be cool if I want to) and even though the core of this film will appeal to nerds mostly it is built to entertain a broader audience for sure. And it’s rated R, f**k yeah!

This article was rated PG13 by the MPAA.